Sooo tired...

I am hideously tired. Since Sunday, I have had 10 hours of sleep. Seeing my girlfriend twice (she lives 1 hour from my house and 2 from my place of work), and staying up to damned late have taken thier toll on me.

As a result, I have been imagining that I could build a little fort in my office with all of the monitors and desks. Then I could launch attacks at passersby with wadded up portions of old blueprints that have been left in the corner. It would be an impregnable fortress.

After relaying this message, my friend Imfac alerted me to something amazing:

"I find a stack of toasters and a water pistal with urine to be quite efficient. I will also hide my identity with plum colored post-its.Sometimes I plug all the toasters into outlets. Great for mid day snacks."

Genius idea Imfac. No one can get me now. I have also decided to declare my apartment a separate union from the state and open a design shop with no state taxes using only MSPaint, as I have discovered it to be the new Black.

Of course, I will use a mac emulated version. Let’s not get crazy.